Theoretically Speaking

If you were to leave the room momentarily,

and come back in to find your 2 year old sharing some of her lunch meat

with your 6 month old, would that be bad?

And would it be bad if said 6 month old had huge ecstatic eyes

while sucking on said lunch meat?

I’m just curious.

I might have heard that that happened to someone else.

Anyway, moving on…

Bought one of these yesterday:

Sadie is SO close to crawling and there is no way in Hades I’m going to miss

it when she first does. Jimmy has to be there with me, so I’m going to take this bad boy everywhere.

Realistically speaking

I’m sure I’ll miss it anyway, b/c I’ll be cleaning up vomit

or pee or something…

And I bet you a million dollars that while I’m cleaning she’ll

crawl across the house and eat my dinner off my plate

but you never know,

stranger things have happened.

I also bought one of these:

My Canon printer went kaput, and I was told that the cost of shipping,

fixing it, etc. would be just as much as buying a new one.

So I took that as a sign I should just buy a new one.

You see, things tend to break as soon as Jimmy leaves.

I’m just grateful it was only the printer.

It’s been the car on previous deployments, so I’m counting my blessings.

I’m pretty sure the printer isn’t the only thing acting up around here.

I’m fairly confident that she isn’t silently telling me she loves me with those eyes.

I think it’s closer to disgust.

I don’t know why….perhaps it’s because most days I don’t make it out

of pajamas by noon, much less brush my hair.

Or maybe it’s because I’m always losing something or tripping over something

or forgetting the word for something,

saying harper, can you help mama with the ummm, ummmm, ummmmmmm

and harper completes my sentences saying

laundry?

toys?

corkscrew? (JUST KIDDING ON THAT ONE).

Okay, that’s all I’ve got..oh, except a new Webster’s Pages page.

Hope you have a beautiful day!