1. I’ve been asked to help out with something extraordinary. Read below and then make your way over to NYC Scraps. I’m honored to join Hillary, she is doing an amazing thing.
2. Those paper towel commercials make me sick.
You know the ones I mean…”no…it’s a ONE SHEETER!”
I call bull lady.
You try using one sheet on the mess when your 2 year old
pees on your jeans (oh yes, you read that right).
or when your baby spits up DOWN your pants INTO your underwear (oh yes you read that right as well).
or when you spazz out and drop an open gallon of soy milk AND an open container of squash baby food onto the floor
at
the same
time.
Yes, all of these things have happened to me in the past 2 days
and one sheet ain’t cuttin it.
I know b/c this morning when i dropped the milk and the baby food,
one sheet was all I had left. And I was praying it might work b/c you know,
they say it will on the commercial???
And I could even wring it out and reuse it later…
which quite frankly is disgusting, and honestly..i’m not that cheap.
Come on.
Well, one sheet doesn’t work. Not even close.
Which explains how at 7 a.m. this morning I was on the floor in my nightgown
scrubbing up babyfoodmilkslop with a bath towel.
lovely.
This is what I have become. A maid who has pee on her jeans and spit up in the crotch of her underwear.
3. All packed up and ready for my class today..I’m so excited.
Thanks for all of the encouragement!!
4. Check out Harper’s evil subterfuge yesterday:
hmm..what’s that? you bought sadie a new toy? and it is hers not mine? oh, that’s fine…i don’t really mind, i’ll just stand over here.
no really, it doesn’t interest me whatsoever.
i’m just going to sit down realllly quick so sadie can see how much i don’t care.
what? what you lookin’ at mama?
sadie, honestly…why do you look so concerned?
i’m merely trying to share some of the clearly superior knowledge
that i possess as your worldly older sister:
now if you could just move over a teensy bit..
just a little more…
that’s it. perfect.
THE WORLD IS MINE!
THE WORLD IS MINE!!
pooooor sadie.
wahhhh wahhhhhh.
Okay, I’m aware there are a zillion photos in this post, so I will post part
2 of the sisterly saga tomorrow.
It is the part in which Sadie tells mama she doesn’t really care that Harper
stole her toy, because that means she gets to hang out w/ mommy uninterrupted.
she even lets mommy take some photos, but then, as usual,
harper has to join in the photo shoot.
b/c everyone knows the world revolves around harper, right?
heheheheh!!
happy saturday everyone!
xoxo
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