I have been reading voraciously my entire life. Well, obviously not in my baby and toddler years…but you know what I mean.
I started reading early. When I started crawling my mother would tell me to get a certain book and I’d crawl to the book basket and find it.
When I was a baby, my favorite book was Splish Splash. I also loved Hand,Hand, Fingers, Thumb.
My mom used to take me to the bookstore, and she’d leave me reading while she looked around. This would ensure that I’d read almost all the books I was interested in and she wouldn’t have to buy them.
When I was a little girl I loved the Ramona books. And Nancy Drew. And Little House on the Prairie. And Charlotte’s Web. And the Mandie series.
I read incredibly fast. Jimmy likes to watch my eyeballs. He swears I took a speed reading class and didn’t tell him. I just read really fast.
I don’t read every word.
If I don’t love a book, I don’t make myself finish it. Life’s too short to read books I hate.
Or depressing books.
I check out as many books from the library as I want. I go by the synopsis and sometimes just because I like the author.I don’t pressure myself to read them all when I get home. I read the ones I can. I abandon the ones I want to abandon.
I’m a sucker for a good bookjacket.
But I always take the jackets off if I buy a book. They will get destroyed and plus…they drive me nuts.
I don’t use bookmarks.
I have a Goodreads account but never use it.
I am a Luddite when it comes to reading. Don’t tell me to get a Kindle. It will not revolutionize my life. It will break my heart. I will always love the feel, look, smell, of real books.
I have a horrible memory when it comes to books. I’ve read SO many and I don’t really ever remember anything except whether I loved or hated them. Hence the reason I should use Goodreads.
I refuse to read books that everyone else is reading. I don’t know why.
There are two exceptions that I regret deeply.
I hated the Twilight series.
and 50 shades of Grey. Yuck. Horrible writing. I literally threw the book against the wall halfway through. Horrible.
I won’t judge you if you liked those books, seems I’m the only one who didnt.
Believe it or not, despite what you just read, I am not a book snob. I love a good piece of chick lit.
I love YA books.
David Sedaris, Laurie Notaro,Jen Lancaster, Tina Fey, and Mindy Kaling make me laugh out loud when I’m reading their books. Repeatedly.
I love Mary Kay Andrews. She’s amazing. And she’s the only author I’ve met in person. So I can say that and really mean it.
Mindy Kaling’s Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (and other concerns) was my favorite book this year. I read it on the plain to CA and laughed out loud so many times. My fellow travelers looked concerned. Now that is the mark of a good book.
My favorite children’s author is Mo Willems. He is a genius. And I’m not saying that in the Pinterest “GENIUS!” way. He is really a kid book genius.
I have a hard time trusting someone who doesn’t like reading.
I make time for reading. Even if it’s only 10 minutes right before I pass out from sheer exhaustion…I read. I read in the bath.I read in the carpool line and I read to show my girls what it looks like to love reading.
I pray that at least one of my girls will be a bookworm like I am.
I used to stay up all night and read books. Can’t do that anymore. But I will again one day.
Reading changed my life. It has been a passion and a free vacation and a gift and a and an obsession and a love and an addiction.
Amen.