I’m Seriously OVER

“MOMMY…where ARE YOU??” “DOING mama???” “Mama, what IS that?”- she said that one when she looked in the shower and I’m not going to even tell you what she was talking about.

“MOMMY WOOK!!! FEED DUCKIE BOOGER WHOOPER!!!”

when i peeked out of the shower at this one, she was sucking the rubber duckie’s nose with the bulb syringe and shooting saline drops up his nose. she told me he was hungry.

Harper acting disgusted with me when I look over, see her feeding her monkey puppet play bacon from her kitchen, and say “oh, harper…that’s so sweet, are you feeding your monkey bacon?”…and she yells

“NO MOMMY..IT”S BANDAID. MONKEY HAS OUCHIE”.

and i need to realize that she doesn’t get sarcasm.

when she says “WHY MONKEY CRY?”

and i say “oh..i don’t know, maybe he doesn’t like you putting raw bacon on his ouchies??”

she’s not going to get it. 

Harper YELLING everything. Even when we go through the drill..

me- harper, where is mommy, is she close or far?

h- mommy close, mommy right there.

me- so why are you yelling?

h- HARPER NO YELLING.

teenager sass in a two year old.

Harper yelling “NEED SEE SADIE’s POOP” every time I change Sadie’s diaper.

What is it with 2 year olds and poop? Even when I tell her not to talk about it so much, she is OBSESSED. if you are so obsessed,

why don’t you GO IN THE DAMN POTTY????

sorry.

this look:

She is becoming very familiar with her time out chair.

She has a small stash of things there including a handkerchief.

She wipes her face dramatically with the handkerchief when she is in time out.

Don’t get me wrong, I love her…

but I had no idea it would be this hard.

but isn’t she beautiful? i love her.

(sidenote- right now she is sitting in her rocking chair, rocking and yelling “MOMMY, HARPER TIRED. HARPER HAVE HARD DAY. HARPER HAVE BUSY BUSY TIME.” and she is rocking and FANNING herself. i’m not joking.)

Lord

HELP 

me.

xoxo

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