You can call her pennybottom instead of nickelbottom.
On the upside, at least she knows her coins.
She initially told j it was a penny.
And on the downside?
Don’t ask me how I know this information.
Don’t you dare ask me.
I do not want to discuss it. Now or ever again.
All I’ll say is this.
I deserve mother of the year.
I DESERVE IT, DANGIT.
Or at the very least a spa day.
That is all.
S